anxious girl shocked to discover that doing the thing she was so afraid to do was actually easier than she catastrophically anticipated in her head
Anxious guy shocked to discover that doing the thing was exactly as annoying as he was afraid it was going to be, but that doesn't matter now because it's done and the relief he feels now far outweighs the struggles he had then
calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
let's cuddle for an hour or a day or i could just stay in ur arms forever
i want and i want and i ache and i crave and i want and i want and i
tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
He'd say im gonna edraculate
i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'













